Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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