So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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