And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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