I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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