I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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