No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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