You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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