so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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