i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We need to rekindle our bromance
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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