I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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