i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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