...is it true? will i see you next weekend
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
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He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button