David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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