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• (614): View more from Ohio

  ...is it true? will i see you next weekend

  (248): View more from Michigan

  YES.

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  ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"

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  and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."

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  I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.

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  That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.

  (703): View more from Virginia

  omg, i know.

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  we're too high.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Why are you covered in frosting?

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  It was a blind-side dick pic.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?

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• (315): View more from New York

  They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?

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• (415): View more from California

  So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button

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