she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
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Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
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