You surviving the open bar?
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shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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