The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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