Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
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Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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