the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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