need another drink. this is the easiest way
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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