He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
this will be a night to untag.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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