dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
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Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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