we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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