she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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