no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Randomize
