was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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