Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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