): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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