Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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