question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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