why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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