everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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