Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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