I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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