Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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