Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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