curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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