Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
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The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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