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His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I don't deserve a penis
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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