Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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