Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
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The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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