there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.