I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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My vagina just recognized that song.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck