What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?