PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
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I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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