New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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