So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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