I think I am morally bankrupt
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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