Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work