She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS