Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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