he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
