# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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