He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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